Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I bet he comes in French.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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