Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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