I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
How naked do you want me to be?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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