i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
