sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
