we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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