party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
