Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The ass gains better be worth it
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