My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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