Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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