at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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