Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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