Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
