i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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