ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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