Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
