She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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