Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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