I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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