My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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