The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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