But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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