So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
This couple is walking their pig around campus
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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