Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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