it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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