my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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