something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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