I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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