You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
