I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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