Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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