I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We got so high we made milksteak
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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