Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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