It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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