David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's official drugs can't kill me
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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