I wanna bring you to show and tell
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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