he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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