he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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