Sponge bath it is.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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