I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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