You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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