yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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