It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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