ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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