I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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