my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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