Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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