She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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