I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
