And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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