p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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