Plan B is the new Plan A
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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