Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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