I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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